jeesecake

n. Wondrously delicious baking that could only have been forged in the oven of a god. A cream-filled god.

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Stitch quickly my friend. Amanda brought jeesecake and laid it on the altar of baking heaven in the break room.

Are you sure your medication is still working?

jeesecake by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

jessecake 

A Jessecake is one of the best cakes ever. It looks and is incredibly delicious. It's incredibly sweet when it wants to be but can be very sour. It's basically sentient. It pretends to be as hard as rock scone but is actually as soft as meringue. It's very hard to get close to one never mind get one. Especially cause there is only one in the whole wide world. But if you do end up with one you should really count your lucky starts. A Jessecake is alot thicker than it seems 😋😂💔

"Damn I wish I could have a Jessecake right now"
"Bro, don't we all"

jessecake by kid_lvnxtic October 27, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004