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He is the meaning of perfection. He is smart as fuck, most of the times faster than a calculator. He will make you question your existence because of how perfect he is. He is athletic and can run faster than the speed of light. Be sure to close your eyes when he is near you, because most likely you can not handle his awesomeness. He is hotter than the whole frickin sun. Even the most straight boys get a boner when they see that big chunky ass. The only reason that he is still a virgin is because he is scared that his penis is too large and it might kill someone.

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Do you see that guy over there dating with maya. Yeah he is almost an jeshuah

jeshuah by yomombiggay June 22, 2020

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Jeshua

A very cute prettyboy who goes to my school. His long eyelashes, sexy eyebrows, prominent jawline and cheekbones make my assquake.

Friend 1: OMG JESHUA IS SO FINE
Friend 2: OMG IKR I JUST WANT HIS NUT

Jeshua by coochiedestroyer123 February 21, 2020

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Jeshua

Typically a larger than life person, great fighter, hangs out with the underdogs. He can take down any and all jocks, and is very dedicated to any and all relationships.

Boy 1) Dude, why are you in the hospital
Boy 2) I tried to hit on Jeshuas girl
Boy 2) Youre an idiot, he could take down a tank bro!

Jeshua by Jeshua Ansari October 21, 2017

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Jeshua

A amazing boy who always makes me smile who does everything in his power to keep people happy he is a huge smarty and his smile makes you fall in love he’s laugh is the most hottest laugh he’s the most sweetest boy and the most hottest guy

Brianna-damn I’m so lucky to have a jeshua

Jeshua by bbbeeerrruuummmeeennn October 10, 2018

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Jeshua

a guy with a huge dick and is a really rare name

his name is Jeshua

Jeshua by lil_bigtoe May 7, 2018

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Jeshua

A young nigga named Jeshua

Jeshua: I’m a young nigga
Friend: You sure are

Jeshua by Fifthandfedup April 21, 2019

Jeshua

Jesus. An all around cool Christian boi. Absolutely gorgeous and attracts girls, but rejects most of them. He is very tall and black and never curses. Pretty prideful, but it helps him achieve his goals. Probably really smart with a 4.0 GPA, but complains about having bad grades. Great in a fight and will beat you up if you insult his hair.

Bozo: Hey, who is Jeshua?
Intellectual: Die.
Bozo: *Dies*

Jeshua by JJWilly420 September 5, 2021

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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