jeshuah

He is the meaning of perfection. He is smart as fuck, most of the times faster than a calculator. He will make you question your existence because of how perfect he is. He is athletic and can run faster than the speed of light. Be sure to close your eyes when he is near you, because most likely you can not handle his awesomeness. He is hotter than the whole frickin sun. Even the most straight boys get a boner when they see that big chunky ass. The only reason that he is still a virgin is because he is scared that his penis is too large and it might kill someone.

by his homie, Arman

Do you see that guy over there dating with maya. Yeah he is almost an jeshuah

by yomombiggay June 22, 2020

Jeshua

A very cute prettyboy who goes to my school. His long eyelashes, sexy eyebrows, prominent jawline and cheekbones make my assquake.

Friend 1: OMG JESHUA IS SO FINE
Friend 2: OMG IKR I JUST WANT HIS NUT

by coochiedestroyer123 February 21, 2020

Jeshua

Typically a larger than life person, great fighter, hangs out with the underdogs. He can take down any and all jocks, and is very dedicated to any and all relationships.

Boy 1) Dude, why are you in the hospital
Boy 2) I tried to hit on Jeshuas girl
Boy 2) Youre an idiot, he could take down a tank bro!

by Jeshua Ansari October 21, 2017

Jeshua

A amazing boy who always makes me smile who does everything in his power to keep people happy he is a huge smarty and his smile makes you fall in love he’s laugh is the most hottest laugh he’s the most sweetest boy and the most hottest guy

Brianna-damn I’m so lucky to have a jeshua

by bbbeeerrruuummmeeennn October 10, 2018

Jeshua

a guy with a huge dick and is a really rare name

his name is Jeshua

by lil_bigtoe May 7, 2018

Jeshua

A young nigga named Jeshua

Jeshua: I’m a young nigga
Friend: You sure are

by Fifthandfedup April 21, 2019

Jeshua

Jesus. An all around cool Christian boi. Absolutely gorgeous and attracts girls, but rejects most of them. He is very tall and black and never curses. Pretty prideful, but it helps him achieve his goals. Probably really smart with a 4.0 GPA, but complains about having bad grades. Great in a fight and will beat you up if you insult his hair.

Bozo: Hey, who is Jeshua?
Intellectual: Die.
Bozo: *Dies*

by JJWilly420 September 5, 2021