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jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve
Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool
jesas maria by DarviL August 29, 2020
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A Strong willed woman, with great talent, especially in music, writing, acting, and photography... attractive yet mysterious and completely unpredictable. Unique is an understatement. An extremely smart, nice, funny and good looking woman. Someone that sticks in your head. Great Perseverance, and a bright personality like a star.
Jesalyn your so smart! Thanks for the help on my math.
Jesalyn by Denny10150 September 5, 2016
British slang:- A mix between "Jesus" and "Arse".
Guy 1 scares Guy 2:
Guy 2 - "JESARSE! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!"
jesarse by LewZz April 19, 2015

Jesastic Man 

The most revolutionary and epic romance there ever has been. Jesus and Plastic Man, or Jesastic Man, are the most immaculate and elegant couple goals to ever grace the internet or this entire reality in general.
Man, I wish that Amy and I had a love like Jesastic Man.
Jesastic Man by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019

jesalynn 

Strong, smart, beautiful, trust worthy, independent, outspoken & very giving woman who loves to socialize & make new friends...always helps those who need it....loves to explore & loves to cook & try new types of food...very athletic & loves new challenges
You can always depend on Jesalynn.
jesalynn by Gigglesalltheway December 20, 2016
Jesal is a really handsome person who is really interested in what he's doing and everyone loves his kind nature and dashing looks
Wow you see that's jesal, he's a really nice person
Jesal by Henry Williams January 2, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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