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Those assholes from new jersey making your life miserable.
“Look at that trash all over our neighborhood. Those jerzite assholes are killing us.”
Indeed they are. Unable to deal with their own refuse they afflict us all.”
jerzite by war-n May 10, 2018
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A very sweet girl that at times can be stubborn. She likes getting her way and will try anything to get that. She is a great and a reliable friend that you love to be around. She is probably more than you think and DONT under estimate her. She may look shy and friendly at first but once you get to know her she will light a fire under your ass. And she can light up your day
I love people that act like jerzie.
jerzie by humanthatiscrazy52 November 29, 2016
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Jerzie's can be very sweet. They tend to good bodys and have extremely big bootys. They have beautiful eyes and you always just want to stare at them. If you meet one never let her go. She will forever be there for you and is a reliable friend
I wish I had more friends like jerzie
Jerzie by Truthaleaker07 June 16, 2018
A follower of the ways of the Jersey Shore. Members bring themselves closer to enlightenment by watching MTV's Jersey Shore.
Man 1- "Wheres Fred at?"
Man 2- "Man, it's Fredo now and he's GTLing it"
Man 1- "What a jersite"
Jersite by Sandrino95 April 1, 2011

Jeezites 

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.
I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.
Jeezites by Hellsprung December 15, 2017
a Jerzie is a very beautiful and kind girl. She typically always has a nice ass. She has the most stunning eyes and beautiful lips. She loves an adventure and only certain people. She would do anything for the guy she loves. She is always glad to be called your personal therapist. She has an amazing personality and has the best sense of humor and is only really funny at night. Gets jealous extremely easily and can read anybody just by looking at ones shoes. She’s a keeper
Jerzie is just perfect.
Jerzie by Sarah Marlin November 23, 2021

DIRTY JERZIE 

When you want to sus the nut so bad that you remember poochinies ded grandmother who passed a couple weeks ago you just want to jiggle repeatedly that roast beef rump on grandma rest in peace she was most skibidi sigma that bounced the earth but you just want to lick the bone bathtub style on saltburn but your too niglet to do it dry
“Aw dude grandma is on life support 😢”
“Oh man I can’t wait to give her a dirty jerzie”
DIRTY JERZIE by Buttsnack3000 August 19, 2024
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