Jersite 

A follower of the ways of the Jersey Shore. Members bring themselves closer to enlightenment by watching MTV's Jersey Shore.

Man 1- "Wheres Fred at?"
Man 2- "Man, it's Fredo now and he's GTLing it"
Man 1- "What a jersite"

Jersite by Sandrino95 April 1, 2011

jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty brown hair and brown eyes. She is absolutely one of the greatest friends u could ask for. She is smart and kind and always Knows where to go next. Jersies typically look best with a josh or a matt. And she some how knows how to pick the most bestest friends ever. A skylar or a Emily. They show her that life is a gift.! If you meet a jersie keep her by your side FOREVER !!!!!!!

Wow jersie is howt she knows how to rock those jeans

I know man is she taken?
No, but I herd she kissed josh last night
Darn I wish I was him

jersie by Sky22sky October 13, 2014

Jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty blonde hair and blue eyes. She is very loving person and a great friend. She looks good with a Matt or josh. If I met a Jersie I would be lucky to have her. She definitely is a keeper.

Jersie is a great friend.

Jersie by Baby boo period November 3, 2019

Jersie 

She is hot and thicc. She is gorgeous with blonde hair and blue eyes. She got that dump truck all the boys want. She the most smexiest girl ever

"She is such a Jersie."-she is hot

Jersie by Shawty389 November 20, 2021

Jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty brown hair and gorg brown eyes. She is usually a female and is a little above average in height. Goes for tall guys and looks best with another J name.

Woah! Jersie is so hot tonight
Friend: Yeah man!

Jersie by flyingwhore November 21, 2021

JERSIED 

Hockey slang to describe the action of having your jersey pulled over your head during a hockey fight, resulting in your arms being tangled up and your head covered making it impossible to fight back or defend yourself.

Man, I was doing great in that fight until I got jersied!

JERSIED by HockeyFantatic September 19, 2018

Jersied 

When the act of fellatio takes so much time the penis becomes raw

Bruce "What is taking so long?"

Sherry "Its not my fault."

Bruce "Its starting to hurt stop!"

Sherry "What happened?"

Bruce "You just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!"

Jersied by blue 568 October 11, 2008