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jerzite

Those assholes from new jersey making your life miserable.
Look at that trash all over our neighborhood. Those jerzite assholes are killing us.”
“Indeed they are. Unable to deal with their own refuse they afflict us all.”
by war-n May 10, 2018
mugGet the jerzitemug.

looting curious

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.
"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."

"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
by war-n June 5, 2020
mugGet the looting curiousmug.

headsupdate

When keeping someone up-to-date on a situation also involves alerting them to an upcoming development.
BLUE?!?! It's halfway done and now they want it to be blue? Thanks for the headsupdate DICK!

"YO! Headsupdate! She knows and is lookin for your ass right now!"

"Here's a Headsupdate for y'all, shit's gettin real outside!"
by war-n October 9, 2020
mugGet the headsupdatemug.

vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.
"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."
by war-n January 11, 2019
mugGet the vapid piemug.

industrial diarrhea

having the shits of work
"bob was pissed when he left for lunch today, i don't think he'll be back"
"oh yeah?"
"yeah, said he had a bad case of industrial diarrhea"
by war-n September 10, 2014
mugGet the industrial diarrheamug.

hopping the fence

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.
"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."
by war-n September 10, 2014
mugGet the hopping the fencemug.

Yoke of Shame

The lifelong burden you bear as a testament to your misguided behavior.
“that’s gonna hang on you bro. heavy is your Yoke of Shame”
by war-n August 11, 2022
mugGet the Yoke of Shamemug.

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