jersey'd 

the continual negative impact jersey has on one's life who travels there or lives there because it's such a decrepit, awful, godforsaken, trash-filled, shithole; extremely bad luck that could only occur as a byproduct of being in the worst place in the world

My life used to kick a$$, then I went to jersey, and day by day it fell apart.. every time I turned around I would get "jersey'd."

jersey'd by MW&BL May 13, 2008

Jersey Donzy

(n.) The act of abrubtly punching a obnoxious, outspoken, woman squarely in the jaw either during intercourse or immediately after ejaculation before exclaiming "Ayyyyyyy!!!!", mimicing the iconic sound of Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli.

I hooked up with that organge Hobgoblin from the club last night, but she would not shut the f**k up; so I gave her the 'ol Jersey Donzy

Jersey Donzy by WienerBrigadier August 14, 2010

Jersey Devil 

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team

Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts

Jersey Devil by Vincent January 31, 2005

Jersey Dent 

It’s a small dent in a can of beer just below the spout caused by the pressure of your thumb. This process helps the beer to flow faster into your mouth as well as a grip and the infamous identification of you misplaced beer!

The "Jersey Dent" fits like a glove or a third hand. This "Pabst Blue Ribbon" is going down like as if I was drinking out of a frosted iced pint glass on a Shut Skateboard!

Jersey Dent by ZooJerz aka Ginker March 28, 2008

Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"

Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.

Jersey Douche Bag by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009

Jersey Divorce  

Ending a marriage by the violent murder of a spouse.

Bob Jersey Divorce 'd his wife, he "accidentally" ran her over with his Camaro.

Jersey Divorce by Kev H August 11, 2007

New Jersey duffelbag 

A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.

"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"

"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"

New Jersey duffelbag by John Curtis January 5, 2009