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jerry-rigged 

Two guys drug you and then they both piss in each of your ears, simultaneously.
"God, I hope I don't get jerry-rigged at the party tonight."
jerry-rigged by gayinator2000 September 27, 2017

Jerry Rigged 

The actual term is Jury Rigged, but as always we just started changing it when no one knew that. It means fixing something with whatever is on hand.
I jerry rigged my door handle to stay on with duct tape and cardboard.

Jerry rigged 

1. Jerry rigged is saying something is cheaply built or not created right.

2. A stupid thing my cousin says when something isn’t working right and got from romanatwood
Ex 1: you buy a Car from Bruce Honda and the car won’t start cause the engine is missing the drive plate and the gasket is replacing one of the dowel pins.
The car is cheaply built/ Jerry rigged

Ex 2: my cousin: “ this dumb bolt just fell out. The 4wheeler is Jerry rigged
Jerry rigged by Familyrecordj June 6, 2018

Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS 

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.
I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

Jerry Rigged Everything 

When you bend a device specifically a phone to when it’s no longer powered on.
Who did a Jerry Rigged Everything on this phone.

jerryrigged 

when you fix something in a way that can't be altered
The jerryrigged pipe was cold I had to fix it
jerryrigged by grilled carrots January 28, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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