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another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better
"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.
jermum by Eric May 7, 2003
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Jermamite 

Fans of the Twitch.tv streamer and YouTuber Jerma985. No one actually likes the term Jermamite except Jerma himself.
"So I've been watching this streamer Jerma for years.."
"Oh so you're a Jermamite?"
"Yeah but only Jerma actually calls people that."
Jermamite by CreativeHandle1 December 29, 2021

Jerkumcision 

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.
The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.
Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012
The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.
I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.
jerumpkin by Antler* February 28, 2008

jerumpkin shrapnel 

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.
After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.
jerumpkin shrapnel by Antler* February 29, 2008
Someone old and wise.

Referred also on older military officers.
Look theres Paavo his 77 years old and a true jermu indeed.

You know the coronel? Oh you mean that old jermu.
Jermu by Kaaleppi March 15, 2010

jerumpkano 

The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.

Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.
The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.
jerumpkano by Antler* February 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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