jermum

another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better

"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.

jermum by Eric May 7, 2003

Jermamite 

Fans of the Twitch.tv streamer and YouTuber Jerma985. No one actually likes the term Jermamite except Jerma himself.

"So I've been watching this streamer Jerma for years.."
"Oh so you're a Jermamite?"
"Yeah but only Jerma actually calls people that."

Jermamite by CreativeHandle1 December 29, 2021

Jerkumcision 

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

jerumpkin

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.

I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.

jerumpkin by Antler* February 28, 2008

jerumpkin shrapnel 

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.

After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.

jerumpkin shrapnel by Antler* February 29, 2008

Jermu 

Someone old and wise.

Referred also on older military officers.

Look theres Paavo his 77 years old and a true jermu indeed.

You know the coronel? Oh you mean that old jermu.

Jermu by Kaaleppi March 15, 2010

jerumpkano 

The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.

Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.

The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.

jerumpkano by Antler* February 29, 2008