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Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008

Jemaine Clement 

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

jarmaine 

An athletic straight to the point guy who is typically pessimistic. He usually believes that his way is right and is not afraid to let you know his opinions. He is typocaly honest even when it hurts.
Person- "Hey , Jarmaine how do I look."
Jarmaine- "In order to pull off that outfit you need to work more."
jarmaine by ReD_BladE January 9, 2018

Jermaine 

A cute ass hood nigga, he a gangster in the streets but a cutie in the sheets.
Person1: Yo Jermaine gangster as fuck homie
Person2: but he hella cute tho like for real
Jermaine by jeffreyM12 January 5, 2021

jermaine o'neal 

Drafted by the Portland Trailblazers in the 1996 NBA draft where he stagnated for four years until being traded to the Indiana Pacers. It is in Indiana where he preformed his life duty, SMASHING THE FACE OF SOME FAT MEXICAN GNOME
jermaine o'neal is a god among men for knocking out some fat mexican.
jermaine o'neal by son November 25, 2004

Jermaine Jackson 

Jermaine Jackson is a brother of the king (aka Michael Jackson) and the father of Jermaine LaJaune "Jay", Jr., Autumn Joi, Jaimy Jermaine, Jeremy Maldonado, Jourdynn, Jaafar Jeremiah and Jermajesty Jackson.
Person 1: "Woah, that man got like 500 Kids!"
Person 2: "Yeah, ikr! That's so Jermaine Jackson!"