jerkafied 

A feeling of pure chillax (chill + relax), after several good jerk'ins in the same 4 hour period

Hey did you hear about Carl, he wacked the weasel 12 times in one day. I saw him he was so jerkafied. After his session he played SlipN'Slide in his room

jerkafied by Haviv And Kenny August 23, 2004

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).

"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman

jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008

jersified 

When you have been using excess amount of hair gel, long exposure to the sun on the beach, and fist pumping to some techno music.

Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!

Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.

jersified by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010

Nicely Jerkified

A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.

Tanbeer is nicely jerkified.

Nicely Jerkified by nicejerk March 7, 2011

jelafied 

1. played like a sucka
2. horrible beyond description
3. gnashing of teeth
4. the fiery pits of hell
5. losing to a team composed of karl malone, john stockton, jeff hornacek, gary payton, shawn kemp, scottie pippen, dirk nowitski, coached by george karl and jerry sloan, and owned by mark cuban. in the 7th game of the finals, up by 2 pts, w/ 0.4 seconds left, on a inbounds 3pts from the pasty faced gangsta...

Dude. You got jelafied by your prof.

jelafied by blathersby February 29, 2008

JELAFIED 

When you are suped up, flying around the house, not a care in the world, and rich with powerful awesomeness, you are JELAFIED. Join in the movement for a new feeling of groove city, get JELAFIED.

When you want to turn life around, get JELAFIED. It is thae anti-poverty, anti-dallas, pro-free love feeling in every single heart of man woman child and dog.

Blue? Not when your JELAFIED. This movement will never stop as long as the feeling of pure bliss is in the hearts of the truly gnarly. Accept yourself to become JELAFIED.

Dude, I am straight kicks right now. This day has been so JELAFIED.

JELAFIED by MLWoo June 2, 2008

jerkfaced 

the face you have when confronted by a girl who's picture(s) you jerked off to the previous night or that morning utilizing your facebook account.

eg. Jane spots John Doe on busy Dunmore road and runs to catch up to her friend, she spins eric about by his shoulder and gasps - there he stands, stunned, obviously jerkfaced.

jerkfaced by chris_15432 June 18, 2007