jerkafied
Hey did you hear about Carl, he wacked the weasel 12 times in one day. I saw him he was so jerkafied. After his session he played SlipN'Slide in his room
jerkafied by Haviv And Kenny August 23, 2004
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jerkified
Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008
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jerkafied • jerkified • Nicely Jerkified • jelafied • jerkfaced • jermified • jersified • jockafied • jookafied • Jerkface Deluxe
Nicely Jerkified
A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.
Nicely Jerkified by nicejerk March 7, 2011
jelafied
1. played like a sucka
2. horrible beyond description
3. gnashing of teeth
4. the fiery pits of hell
5. losing to a team composed of karl malone, john stockton, jeff hornacek, gary payton, shawn kemp, scottie pippen, dirk nowitski, coached by george karl and jerry sloan, and owned by mark cuban. in the 7th game of the finals, up by 2 pts, w/ 0.4 seconds left, on a inbounds 3pts from the pasty faced gangsta...
2. horrible beyond description
3. gnashing of teeth
4. the fiery pits of hell
5. losing to a team composed of karl malone, john stockton, jeff hornacek, gary payton, shawn kemp, scottie pippen, dirk nowitski, coached by george karl and jerry sloan, and owned by mark cuban. in the 7th game of the finals, up by 2 pts, w/ 0.4 seconds left, on a inbounds 3pts from the pasty faced gangsta...
jelafied by blathersby February 29, 2008
JELAFIED
When you are suped up, flying around the house, not a care in the world, and rich with powerful awesomeness, you are JELAFIED. Join in the movement for a new feeling of groove city, get JELAFIED.
When you want to turn life around, get JELAFIED. It is thae anti-poverty, anti-dallas, pro-free love feeling in every single heart of man woman child and dog.
Blue? Not when your JELAFIED. This movement will never stop as long as the feeling of pure bliss is in the hearts of the truly gnarly. Accept yourself to become JELAFIED.
When you want to turn life around, get JELAFIED. It is thae anti-poverty, anti-dallas, pro-free love feeling in every single heart of man woman child and dog.
Blue? Not when your JELAFIED. This movement will never stop as long as the feeling of pure bliss is in the hearts of the truly gnarly. Accept yourself to become JELAFIED.
jerkfaced
the face you have when confronted by a girl who's picture(s) you jerked off to the previous night or that morning utilizing your facebook account.
eg. Jane spots John Doe on busy Dunmore road and runs to catch up to her friend, she spins eric about by his shoulder and gasps - there he stands, stunned, obviously jerkfaced.
jerkfaced by chris_15432 June 18, 2007
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