Hey did you hear about Carl, he wacked the weasel 12 times in one day. I saw him he was so jerkafied. After his session he played SlipN'Slide in his room
by Haviv And Kenny August 23, 2004
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More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
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by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008
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Guy #1 - Dude, he look so much different the last time we saw him!
Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.
Guy #2 - Yeah, he's been officially jersified.
by OfficialGuido March 5, 2010
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by nicejerk March 7, 2011
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2. horrible beyond description
3. gnashing of teeth
4. the fiery pits of hell
5. losing to a team composed of karl malone, john stockton, jeff hornacek, gary payton, shawn kemp, scottie pippen, dirk nowitski, coached by george karl and jerry sloan, and owned by mark cuban. in the 7th game of the finals, up by 2 pts, w/ 0.4 seconds left, on a inbounds 3pts from the pasty faced gangsta...
2. horrible beyond description
3. gnashing of teeth
4. the fiery pits of hell
5. losing to a team composed of karl malone, john stockton, jeff hornacek, gary payton, shawn kemp, scottie pippen, dirk nowitski, coached by george karl and jerry sloan, and owned by mark cuban. in the 7th game of the finals, up by 2 pts, w/ 0.4 seconds left, on a inbounds 3pts from the pasty faced gangsta...
by blathersby February 29, 2008
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When you want to turn life around, get JELAFIED. It is thae anti-poverty, anti-dallas, pro-free love feeling in every single heart of man woman child and dog.
Blue? Not when your JELAFIED. This movement will never stop as long as the feeling of pure bliss is in the hearts of the truly gnarly. Accept yourself to become JELAFIED.
by MLWoo June 2, 2008
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eg. Jane spots John Doe on busy Dunmore road and runs to catch up to her friend, she spins eric about by his shoulder and gasps - there he stands, stunned, obviously jerkfaced.
by chris_15432 June 18, 2007
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