jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.
This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!
by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021
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Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.
I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.
by phatbulldog October 05, 2011
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Clean Jerk

The act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. The logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.
She flatly refused to fuck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that bitch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her tits out in no time.
by ZippyMoonbat April 06, 2010
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