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Jeremy's Mom 

A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.
"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.
Jeremy's Mom by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010

jeremy's mom 

1. the mother of jeremiah.

2. a reference to something randomly unexpected.
Guy 1: What the hell was that!?!?!?

Guy 2: It's jeremy's mom.
jeremy's mom by Dr. Cookie December 10, 2008

Jeremy's Bike 

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
Jeremy's Bike by crazypete12 December 7, 2012

Jeremy's Self-esteem 

Where is it, I can't find it anywhere, maybe your local band director made you lose all of this during a 2 hour practice session, but who really knows
What about that visual that Jerem'y neck snapped on
Oh yeah Jeremy always slouches now because that visual destroyed Jeremy's Self-esteem.
Oh yeah, you right

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock 

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

ron jeremy's dick 

"Wow your dick is almost the size of Ron Jeremy's Dick dude!"
ron jeremy's dick by Swagerino September 6, 2014