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Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
Jeremae is one of the most easy and lovable people you will ever meet. She is chill and at the same time has no chill especially after a bottle or two of pinot gris she turns into the funniest person and is one of the most fun people you could party with. She is an extremely hard worker and is 100% clutch when it counts and is always fair and just. She loves hard and cares deeply about her friends and family and is always there to help and listen.

Jeremae is someone with strong opinions. Once you get on her bad side you are blacklisted for life and she could make your life a living hell but she's bigger than that and instead won't give two shits about you. She is reliable and the definition of Work Hard Play Hard. She is not afraid to cut a bitch if she has to but most of the time she doesn't need to because her glare will put you in your place. She is upfront, honest and genuine and if you're lucky enough to have a Jez in your life, your life will never be boring - bissssssh.
Person: Omg did you win your game?
Me: Ofc bruh Jeremae clutched she's a fkn beast
Jeremae by realbadbishhh May 6, 2021

Jeremian 

Badass. Better than everyone. To fast for the sex offender list.

Gets a lot of wet dreams every night.
What dreams did you have last night Jeremian???

"TEEHEE"!!!
Jeremian by JANGO April 25, 2014

Jerejaynemiah 

Jerejaynemiah is when two people fall deeply in love, but their relationship disgusts and traumatizes all those aware of the couple. Term derived from the couple of basketball player Jeremiah and his boo Jayne.
"Reverend... I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Why must I suffer this visions? Have I sinned so greatly? Is God punishing me for being a ginger?"
Jerejaynemiah by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
Jeremie is the sweetest, nicest guy you could ever hope to meet! He is the guy you take home to meet your parents-he is the guy you hope to marry and have children with. If you meet a "Jeremie" he's a keeper!

People with this name tend to be balanced, and receptive to cooperation. They are the ideal partner and seek peace.

Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: God will raise up; God will set free
"Oh my gosh! He is SUCH a Jeremie- I am totally gonna marry him!"
Jeremie by ChaChaBueno July 27, 2009

Jemaine Clement 

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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