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Jeremian 

Badass. Better than everyone. To fast for the sex offender list.

Gets a lot of wet dreams every night.
What dreams did you have last night Jeremian???

"TEEHEE"!!!
Jeremian by JANGO April 25, 2014
Words you can keep

Jeremiah Green 

Drummer and co-founder of Modest Mouse, one of the greatest indie rock bands of all time. Known for his intricate rhythms and precision behind the kit.
Man, even though Jeremiah Green's beats sound simple, i tried them out and they're quite complex.

jeremiah gottwald 

a very orange guy from anime
"Is that you orange boy? - Zero
OOOOOOO- jeremiah gottwald
jeremiah gottwald by iceweiner November 29, 2010

jeremias 

A person that is strong hearted, cool, and never lets a friend down.. They always put a smile on your face.. Even when they're sad.. They always bring joy and happiness to the people that care for him. He always makes sure that you are okay. He may be a jerk sometimes but.. He always pulls through and makes sure he does things right. He would do anything for a friend.. And he wont stop until the job is done.. And people {I.e. Me} Thank him for it.. Even if they might not show it..
1. Jeremias... You are a great friend <3

Jeremiah van guilder 

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
The best person you could ever meet. A boy, or a man who knows how to love their other half. They know how to take control and can be confusing at times, but they know how to settle things. They can be really good boyfriends and can mess up at times, but they finally win their partner's heart with their adorable antics. They are people who are selfless and very sensitive, although they never show it. And finally, love their friends and family a lot. Having a guy like that in your life is really wonderful.
Can you believe it?
i have a boyfriend and his name's Jeremiah.
Jeremiah by HisTrueLover123890 October 5, 2017

Jeremiah Van Guilder 

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"
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