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Jordan Wray
Jordan Wray by SayWhatWigga January 9, 2020
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jeordan • Jordan • jordana • Jordan (girl) • Jordan Peterson • jordane • jordaned • Jordan'd • Jordan Elbridge • Jordanana
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jordan carter by Caca brown Ed June 15, 2021
Jordan Poole Effect
Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching
Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
Jordan Poole Effect by mommkller December 17, 2022
Floppy Jordan
Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...
"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "
Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...
"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "
Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
Floppy Jordan by Sadke June 17, 2013
Hal Jordan
1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him
2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.
Hal Jordan by zigdag November 5, 2005
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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