jeonit
jeonit by Shawnmendesgirlfriend November 19, 2016
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Jewnited States of America
The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021
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Luca Jonitz by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019
Jennitis
A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.
Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.
Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.
Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious
Jennitis by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014
Jennita
She is truly extraordinary and one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet.
She is really special since she’s different from other girls - she’s smart, funny, kind, beautiful and thoughtful.
She gets along with most people but is she gets into an argument with someone she will defend her position with passion and win the argument.
She ‘s shy and reserved but when you spend enough time with her she opens up to be a funny, loyal , generous, supportive and all round great friend!
She is a little cheeky- sexy and very sensual and will remain faithful to whoever she gives her heart.
She is a once in a lifetime find and when you do don’t ever let her go!! 💗
She is really special since she’s different from other girls - she’s smart, funny, kind, beautiful and thoughtful.
She gets along with most people but is she gets into an argument with someone she will defend her position with passion and win the argument.
She ‘s shy and reserved but when you spend enough time with her she opens up to be a funny, loyal , generous, supportive and all round great friend!
She is a little cheeky- sexy and very sensual and will remain faithful to whoever she gives her heart.
She is a once in a lifetime find and when you do don’t ever let her go!! 💗
Jennita is a beautiful woman.
Jennita by Smexygirl101 January 11, 2022
Joonited States of America
Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.
Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!
Joonited States of America by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006
jeontiddies
jeontiddies by pik_seonghwass December 20, 2019
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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