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shanc’jemoré

the act of queefing in your spouses face whilst getting eat out 👅
partner: yo jazmine totally shanc’jemoré last night bro! a total turn off.
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Jemone is a popular unisex first name in Singapore and the Philippines.

Jemone's are often very quiet, street-smart, reserved, and hard working individuals who value spending time with family/friends and caring for others. Despite them being rather mysterious in nature.... whenever they go out with their friends to clubs or parties, they are always the center of attention since they radiate positive and electric energy. Jemone's also have extremely bold personalities, are very funny, and always get people talking!

Jemone's are trendsetters in their own right, and are strong advocates for racial equality/social justice, and will do anything to try and make the world a better place!

If you are friends with somebody named Jemone, or are currently in dating somebody named Jemone... Never let them go or hurt them, because once they leave, they'll never come back!
Person #1: I never really noticed he was in our class until after the school dance.

Person #2: Yeah, Jemone's like that. He's rather shy, but he has a bitchin' wild side.
Jemone by Tracy Chua June 18, 2020
Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay
"Oh look, a Jemoses"
Jemoses by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003
An angry little midget that steals your pants, fucks your wife, cuts off your cock, eats your toast, and swims to Tokyo.
You fucking Jemoses. I'll kill you.
Jemoses by yer dad November 22, 2003
A dark life but sometimes adorable person who is willing to go the extra mile. Jenore does not easily accepts fear and will engage in any competition. Also Jenore has a very misterious love life but is however enjoyed by whom he connects with emotionally.
He is too much of a jenore
jenore by u_dictionary May 18, 2015
Any form of annoying little man that likes to steal your pants, and swim to Tokyo
"Hi, Jemoses"
Jemoses by DJ Chronos September 27, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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