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jellywanker 

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.
That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!
jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

jellyback Jangler 

Kinda like a titty twistersept you GRAB the titty... SHAKE.... Then SLAP
Jenny wouldntshut up so bill had to bustout and give her a jellyback jangler
jellyback Jangler by bob December 5, 2003

jellywhack 

To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.
Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.
jellywhack by bert_turnip September 22, 2006

Jellyback 

The feeling you get after a REALLY great orgasm. (The spasmodic, spineless back effect)
T: How was that girl last night?
A: Yo...she put it on me, she jellybacked me something serious.
Jellyback by Nigg Nogg November 9, 2016

jellyhag 

An older woman who pries into your life because she is jealous, and old.
That wench is such a jellyhag. She keeps trying to break me and my boyfriend up.
jellyhag by Sheilaaliens July 14, 2014

jellyhookin 

Not feeling or wanting to do hard work.
I was at the bar last night and now I'm jellyhookin at work. So and so must of partied last night, he's jellyhookin today.
jellyhookin by Coonass October 10, 2017