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jellywanker 

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.
That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!
jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

jellyback Jangler 

Kinda like a titty twistersept you GRAB the titty... SHAKE.... Then SLAP
Jenny wouldntshut up so bill had to bustout and give her a jellyback jangler
jellyback Jangler by bob December 5, 2003

jellywhack 

To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.
Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.
jellywhack by bert_turnip September 22, 2006

Jellyback 

The feeling you get after a REALLY great orgasm. (The spasmodic, spineless back effect)
T: How was that girl last night?
A: Yo...she put it on me, she jellybacked me something serious.
Jellyback by Nigg Nogg November 9, 2016

jellyhag 

An older woman who pries into your life because she is jealous, and old.
That wench is such a jellyhag. She keeps trying to break me and my boyfriend up.
jellyhag by Sheilaaliens July 14, 2014

jellyhookin 

Not feeling or wanting to do hard work.
I was at the bar last night and now I'm jellyhookin at work. So and so must of partied last night, he's jellyhookin today.
jellyhookin by Coonass October 10, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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