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jellywanker 

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.
That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!
jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010
when you're jellycattin' on someone it means that you are totes mad jealous of all of their skillz and/or material possessions.
OMG. you got the new facebook app for your iPhone? i am sooooo jellycat.
jellycat by twatinaknot24 October 27, 2009

jellycar 

Used in situations of absolute brilliance (see also danson) in tribute to the amazing side scrolling, free to download game - jellycar (jello car american).
Jellycar.
jellycar by rooker2022 January 19, 2009

Jellycats 

I'm getting some coconut jellycats tonight! Delicious!
Jellycats by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2021

jellychess 

A massive bully who will steal all your pieces in chess!
Wow my rook has vanished from the board! Oh of course, I’m playing against jellychess
jellychess by Ireallylikepickles August 4, 2023

jellyface 

A girl with a really nice rack and a butt ugly face.
Yo that's Jennifer she's such a jellyface.
jellyface by yaboyromo March 16, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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