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Jelloing 

(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.
"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"

"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"

"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"
Jelloing by Lord of Ladies September 15, 2011

Jellodickaphobic 

Afraid of a limp dick when the hottie of your dreams is laying down for you?
So am I
Dude, I'm a total Jellodickaphobic
Jellodickaphobic by saywhaaaaaa? October 12, 2009
To take on the consistency of gelatin, as Jell-O does in the refrigerator.
This milk is starting to jelloize. It's time to get rid of it.
jelloize by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005
When someone's office supply has been put into a jello mold.
Has anyone seen my white-out?
*Opens drawer*
I've been jelloed!!
Jelloed by maribry October 19, 2010

jelloiest 

Pertaining to the item or event that had the most jello.
The was the jelloiest girl on girl fight I ever saw.

That was the jelloiest dessert i've had this week.
jelloiest by cisley August 24, 2004

jelloing 

running to make your boobs shake and guys stare.
Emily hated jelloing down the track while all the guys drooled.
jelloing by sally a September 12, 2005