Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.

Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"

Jello Cunt by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010

jello cunt

Derogatory word used towards in most cases a woman. Often used to end a relationship or marriage. Usually the best word to say that will end a verbal fight and would make the user 'the man'.

Don't you ever call me a jerk you stupid jello cunt.

jello cunt by Dreadlock Dave April 3, 2008

Grape Jelly Cunt 

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

Grape Jelly Cunt by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006

jelly cunt 

Hope Nicole Drewek

Hope is a Jelly Cunt!

jelly cunt by Dildus sppokyy May 18, 2018

cunt jelly 

1) The shit a female squirts out when she is pleasured!

2) The mixture of semen and vaginal secretions

Guy1: did you see how far she shot that cunt jelly?

Guy2: Yes... I am wiping it off my face!

cunt jelly by geistdamon May 13, 2007

jellycunt 

“Jelly Cunt” can be contextualised to mean either of the following

“a derogatory comment insinuating that the receiving person is polyamorous and has very relaxed pelvic floor muscles( inside of vagina); another term used in lieu of whore,slut, big ole or sloppy ole

“ can also be a way of expressing envy or jealousy”

You’re nuthin but a jellycunt

Man I am so jelly, cunt!

jellycunt by Insider trading February 19, 2019