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A Jerbert is a unlucky bitch who always cries in the fucking corner whenever their father glares at them.
THOMAS: Father, I accidentally blew up the church.

SEAN(FATHER): It’s okay, son. At least you’re not like your brother, JERBERT. *glares*

JERBERT: a boo hoo *cries in the fucking corner*
Jerbert by WhatTimeIsIt?? November 2, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Someone who exhibits characteristics of a jerk and pervert simultaneously.
Look at how Shan treats him. What a jervert.
Jervert by joshan0405 January 17, 2011
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A person named Robert who is a Jew who shows a lot of Jewish stereo types (cheap or greedy, Butt of a lot of jokes between friends).
boy1: hey what's Jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!
Jewbert by T-Hug January 14, 2013
another word for a joby, toly, keek or shite.
I'm away for a jorbert!
jorbert by HIBSRPISH April 3, 2007

Jewberty 

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Daniel is going through jewberty!
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011

jirberto 

He’s “one of a kind”.. very “special” in a way. He loves Doritos.. Some people would get him mixed up with a “mexican Brito”
No one:
Jirberto: IM GOING TO SLAP YOU WITH A FISH
jirberto by Danasia is bae June 13, 2020
One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.
"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
Jewbert by Charter Smith May 21, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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