jefflit

A jefflit is slang for a Canadian nerd. (Most commonly used in the city of ottawa). It is the class of nerds with the following attributes:
Raging acne

Huge glasses

Freckles

A nasal voice

Outstanding grades

No social life

"look at those jefflits walking around there."

"Omg your such a jefflit."

by AndrewOfTheRiver April 19, 2018

Jeffit

The act of doing something regardless of consequences. Born in the world of software code peer reviews, but can be used effectively across all aspects of life

Developer #1: Are you gonna add any unit tests to your code?
Developer #2: Nah man, I'm just gonna Jeffit and hope for the best.

by GrumpyOldProgrammer November 13, 2018

Jeffitis

When people start the think your going crazy and that you need mental help and you start talking about the mini Jeff’s that live inside you and that they sleep in the honey comb thing built on the walls of your stomach. You start laughing all the time out of nowhere and sound like a maniac that just needs a lot of help with life.

You know I have tiny jeff people that live inside of me!, and your people that live inside of you are called the “Debtopia” people basically Debbie and they like to sniff windows. But I like The jeffitis

by Ashxjeff May 25, 2018

jefflighting

Gas lighting my best friend jeffrey who is then going to go CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. According to him.

"Quit Jefflighting me Werd, I can't handle this shit right now I'm way too baked"

by Werdikinz December 2, 2021

jeffling

An act of half hearted or non commital self gratification, functional rather than pleasurable.

Jill was late to work today as she was furiously jeffling for 20 minutes after her alarm went off.

by Jed Cool January 17, 2022

Jeffits Head

Literally there is nothing bigger.

Is Jupiter big? Not as big as Jeffits Head.

by Jeffit May 11, 2024