jeffim

Jeffim is a funny arse in the face of adversity. When in the throws of everyday living and boredom, Jeffim will lift the mood to pranks and laughs without thinking. He's an automatic crowd pleaser and knows how to move! Only be warned that if you let him drink, danger lurks... Mostly for him!

Girl: "I can't believe how hilarious this guy is, who is he?"
Friend: "Oh that's just Jeffim!"
Girl: "That's hot! Is he always like this?"
Friend: "Pretty much, worse when he drinks..."
Girl: "I need to get me a Jeffim."

jeffim by Jeffim October 28, 2014

Jeffing

A Kansas City term for "faking" or being fake in general.

" Yo George stop jeffing with Ben, you was just talking bad about this dude a few days ago."

Jeffing by Gmoney289 January 15, 2018

Jeffmads 

Why this wasn't in the Urban Dictionary before, I don't know. Jeffmads is the greatest ship ever. In the Hamilton fandom it's the ship between Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It's so otp (one true pairing).

There's two types of people in this world: Those who ship Jeffmads and those who ship Jamilton.

Jeffmads by IAmACoonhogmouse June 16, 2018

Jeffit 

The act of doing something regardless of consequences. Born in the world of software code peer reviews, but can be used effectively across all aspects of life

Developer #1: Are you gonna add any unit tests to your code?
Developer #2: Nah man, I'm just gonna Jeffit and hope for the best.

Jeffit by GrumpyOldProgrammer November 13, 2018

Jeffin it 

The educated art of finding and hiding in bushes to escape enemies.

After causing a pursuit, I saw Jordan jeffin it to escape the police.

Jeffin it by Tasedorca June 29, 2017

effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

effin' 'n' jeffin' by bxnzi July 19, 2016

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

Effing and Jeffing by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006