jedin

the greatest ship in the entire world. it’s actually true love and is really meant to be. 😍

awww look at jedin they’re so cuteeee😍😭

by phatbride666 May 12, 2018

The Jedi

The Jedi (/ˈdʒɛdaɪ/) are the main protagonists in the Star Wars universe, alongside the Rebel Alliance. The Jedi Order is depicted as an ancient monastic, academic, meritocratic, and quasi-militaristic organization whose origin dates back approximately 25,000 years before the events of A New Hope.

Jedi were powerful Force-wielders and adjudicators tasked by the Galactic Republic to be the guardians of peace and order in the galaxy; they defend and protect all sapient life, never attack. The Order consisted of polymaths: teachers, philosophers, scientists, engineers, physicians, diplomats, negotiators, warriors, and peacekeepers. A level of diversity extends throughout the organization, composed of hundreds of different species and thousands of different worlds, some outside the Republic itself. When operating beyond the limits of Republic territory, they act autonomously and make decisions with the potential to affect countless lives. They were often the first representatives of the Republic encountered by new species and nations.

Jedi philosophy emphasized self-improvement through knowledge and wisdom and selfless service through acts of charity, citizenship, and volunteerism. The Jedi denounce emotions as the root cause of mortal suffering; they believe fear, anger and love cause sentient beings to lash out in conflict and impede rational action to do what is objectively correct action. A Jedi’s traditional weapon is the lightsaber.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
No
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 1, 2020

jedi flipping

Jedi Flipping or the "Jedi Flip" is when someone combines Exstacy, Psilocybin, and LSD.

Young Padawons must all pass the most difficult of all tests to become a jedi, a ritual known as Jedi Flipping

by Jedi flip July 9, 2014

Bogan Jedi

An Aussi (Australian) or Kiwi (New Zealander) that has embraced the Bogan (see Urban Dictionary definition), having perfected its finest nuances. Briefly, describes a Hiace driving species, adorned with a perfect mullet. Their missing teeth are in finest form, well apportioned with the uniform flannie (flanel). Jedi level bogans have perfected the decibels of AC/DC playing from their trailer and have the unique ability to levitate tinnies (cans of beer) into perfect skulling (chugging) position with a simple wave of the hand.

Aw, mate, did you see how Pike levitated that tinnie and skulled it straight away?! Mate, Bogan Jedi, I reckon!

by auswayward September 28, 2017

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

Jedidah

A Jedidah is a shy, sweet, lovely girl who's very intelligent and outstanding in art! She's caring and humble and also very pretty.

You're such a Jedidah!

by NACS January 25, 2015

Jenin

Known for her beauty, she has the sweetest and most forgiving heart. She’s pure and most probably wifey material. she’s VERY RARE and when she is taken for granted or played with she will definitely make you regret it. She’s not scared of anything but she’s low key sensitive and her feelings are always multiplied. She’s known to be goofy and fun but a freak in the bed. If you found your self a Jenin Don’t let her go!

Guy: yo I meet this girl names Jenin she’s so sweet bro
Guy#2: oh shit don’t play with that. If u get her on her bad side you done. She’s complicated.
Guy: “takes notes”

by Hibbalibba November 24, 2018