Jeiner

En person der minder om en Brian. Han mangler situationsfornemmelse og empati. Han har et materielt værdigrundlag, men har ikke sans for stil eller nogen form for smag. Han synes som regel, at han selv er alt for nice, men alle andre synes han er kikset eller irriterende.

Jeineren siger til en person der ikke er så stærk socialt og motorisk - : Haha hvor du dårlig til fodbold.

Efterfølgende falder Jeineren selv over bolden og alle griner.

by Brian Sonne A/S March 23, 2015

Jeiner

a Jeiner, is a person who says and behaves stupidly. They always say stupid things in conversations with other people

Harald is a Jeiner

by Lordy L August 7, 2020

hot jenner

When a pre op male to female transsexual, who must have breasts, squats over a waiting partner with a full stomach. As the partner inserts a butt plug into the transsexual partner, that partner begins to masturbate and simultaneously play with her breasts. When climax Is reached on the partners face, either partner removes the butt plug causing an evacuation of the bowels onto a waiting chest (like a Cleveland steamer).

Ronald went to Thailand hoping to find a pre op transsexual willing to perform a hot jenner.

by yeoux mah mah August 24, 2016

Kylie Jenner

a species of Kardashians/Jenner's that took so much lip injections it became a pufferfish with an allergic reaction. It also turned into a piece of plastic before the age of 13.

Regina: i want to turn into a kylie jenner
Sarah: might as well turn into a grocery bag

by 🍒your local idiot 🍒 March 25, 2023

Caitlyn Jenner'ed

The act of running a pedestrian over with an automobile, killing them, fleeing the scene of the accident, and later getting away with vehicular manslaughter free of criminal charges or discipline. Directly related to an incident involving Caitlyn Jenner.

I would've been late to work so I ran a red light and totally Caitlyn Jenner'ed this guy in the crosswalk.

Did you get away with it?

Of course, just like Caitlyn Jenner did that one time.

by Huntaaification May 10, 2016

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

Kris Jenner

1. The ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by passing them around to various athletes and musicians. And making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in Australia.

2. A mother who leaks sex tapes of her children.

1. Kris Jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. Wow! Your mom released your sex tape too!? Our moms are total Kris Jenners.

by Madambananapeel May 27, 2014