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Eren Jeager
1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.
Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
Eren Jeager by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021
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jeagerbombtastic
Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??
Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
jeagerbombtastic by SlyRivai December 18, 2015
Jezerae
Jezerae by zkslfnkjrengjvlrek September 8, 2011
The Eren Jeager
During intercourse doing doggy style before ejaculation you bite your hand as you pull out and nut on her back and start to roar
The Eren Jeager by Miyamura March 27, 2021
Jeezer
Jeezer by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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