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The area at the crotch of your jeans that pops up when you sit down and resembles a Weiner or Weenie. This can happen to men, women and children alike. For some it is a welcome addition, to others it is an embarassment.
"Man, when I ride my bike I get a huge Jeaner" or "hey did you see that girl's Jeaner? Nasty!"
by JenniferinReno April 15, 2008
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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Jeaner refers to the ridge or bump created by the folded material of jeans when a woman sits down, resembling a boner.
Either that's a guy, or that's a girl with a really bad jeaner.
by transformer911 January 15, 2011
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