jeapnis 

what shawty do be jorblin on

"damn shawty, you is joblin on my jeapnis so hard rn, on god"

jeapnis by penardpleaser September 22, 2024

Jeapnis 

When a man is wearing jeans and he procedes to flex his penis and balls. Resulting in visible movment of his penis through the jeans.

Yo dog look at my jeapnis

Jeapnis by Back-Buster March 10, 2025

The Best Jeanist

The best jeanist is a anime character from My Hero Academia! He is the only person to use a Jean jacket appropriately.

The best jeanist is a marvelous fellow threads and all!

The Best Jeanist by Zacstract October 30, 2018

Jeanis

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"

Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!

Jeanis by AIDZ September 27, 2005

Jeanis

The unfortunate protrusion of excess pant material when sitting, resulting from loose-fitting pants. Often mistaken for an erection by passers-by; may result in mockery, flattery, or just plain embarassment.

"Wow, nice jeanis you've got going on there, Tom"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"

Jeanis by NeiLiO October 12, 2007

Jeanisse 

Derived from Denisse meaning:

1. The most gorgeous person in the entire world. No man is good enough to have her. and eternally lucky is the one who obtains her. She was put on this earth to be worshiped, loved and adored, and nobody could ever adore her more then santos. She is a goddess on earth, the next world wonder. Denisse can never be matched, nor replaced, for she is just so perfect, that no other girl could possibly surpass her. she is everything a guy could ever ask for, and so much more. <3

And derived from Jeannette too:

2. usually means the child of God... but when applied to women means very sexual, beautiful, and seductive

1. That girl is so out of your league... is she a Denisse?

2. Jeannette is beautiful!

3. Beauty's definition is Jeanisse!

Jeanisse by Gabrielle125 April 12, 2009

jeanis

a fold of the crotch region of the jeans, resembling a generous portion of penis

After slouching for several hours Joey's jeans and slide down his waist creating a ginormous jeanis

jeanis by Qfroman December 23, 2002