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The Andrew Jansick

One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:

- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.

- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.

- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.

- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.

- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.

- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.

- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.

- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.

*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
The Andrew Jansick by mlvd742 December 8, 2009

To janick, or the act of "janicking"

The act of over analyzing one or more particular things and becoming obsessed.
To Study Stats all day or analyze grass and or cabinets. This world is full of janicks, what are you the janick of???
A swollen left breast, generally found in short computer nerds that habitually skip swim practices.
"Coach...my left breast is three times as big, what should I do?"

"That's what you get for killing Jesus, you stupid Janicki"
Janicki by bb duck April 6, 2010

jeanicide 

Well fitting sexy jeans that you look so good in when wearing them your killing folks. People see you in the jeans and die looking at you.
That girl was walking down the street committing jeanicide and men were dropping like flies.
jeanicide by Sweetsycake July 24, 2011

janicking 

Nicole: I have my Spanish presentation in an hour!
Danny: You are Janicking?!
janicking by Spanish Panic December 7, 2011

Janicki Green 

Color Code #738E38. This green resembles the Scent only made by one man Janicki. Though it is a color it has a stench like shreks Asshole
Bro I can tell you stink your deodorant is Janicki Green.

Yo Griffin, My shit stank it is Janicki Green.
Janicki Green by Aidan Griffin January 10, 2025