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Beautiful creature of majestic powers. She will control your life very quickly without you even noticing before it's too late.
Jeanmie is my addiction.
jeanmie by Facts4you February 2, 2015
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jeanpierre 

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of wholesome.. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip..
Tall, suave, sexy, funny.
“Wow did you see Jeanpierre today, he was looking like a whole meal!”
jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019
A one of a kind person who always thinks of others before herself. She wears her heart on her sleve and will be there for you whenever needed. She is very smart, funny, beautiful and is sensitive to others' feelings. She would be the best girlfriend a guy can ask for. Any guy who dates her would be the luckiest guy on the planet.
Jeannie is so nice and always thinks of others first.

He is so lucky he is dating Jeannie.

Jeannie is so beautiful...
Jeannie by Stargazer2010 February 10, 2010
Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.
"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"

"Ha ha, good one. First time I've heard that! TODAY."
Jeanie by The Jean Jeanie February 3, 2010

Dirty Jeannie 

A badass lady out. She’s as sweet as she is sarcastic. Blowing your mind in more ways than one.
My mind has been Dirty Jeannie’d.

Jeanpierre 

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of Wholesome. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip.
Tall. Smart. Handsome. Funny.
Wow girl, did you see Jeanpierre today, he was lookin like a whole meal
Jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019
When someone ejaculates into their Jeans from excitement
Tyler smelled a candle that's smelled so good he instantly jeanpied.
Jeanpie by Billybobbyjeansup123 January 8, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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