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When someone ejaculates into their Jeans from excitement
Tyler smelled a candle that's smelled so good he instantly jeanpied.
Jeanpie by Billybobbyjeansup123 January 8, 2021
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When you get overly excited and ejaculate into your jeans.
Tyler liked the smell of the candle so much he let loose a jeanpie.
jeanpie by Billybobbyjeansup123 January 8, 2021

jeanpierre 

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of wholesome.. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip..
Tall, suave, sexy, funny.
Wow did you see Jeanpierre today, he was looking like a whole meal!”
jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019
A one of a kind person who always thinks of others before herself. She wears her heart on her sleve and will be there for you whenever needed. She is very smart, funny, beautiful and is sensitive to others' feelings. She would be the best girlfriend a guy can ask for. Any guy who dates her would be the luckiest guy on the planet.
Jeannie is so nice and always thinks of others first.

He is so lucky he is dating Jeannie.

Jeannie is so beautiful...
Jeannie by Stargazer2010 February 10, 2010
Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.
"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"

"Ha ha, good one. First time I've heard that! TODAY."
Jeanie by The Jean Jeanie February 3, 2010

Dirty Jeannie 

A badass lady out. She’s as sweet as she is sarcastic. Blowing your mind in more ways than one.
My mind has been Dirty Jeannie’d.

Jeanpierre 

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of Wholesome. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip.
Tall. Smart. Handsome. Funny.
Wow girl, did you see Jeanpierre today, he was lookin like a whole meal
Jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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