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Another name for Joshua Brennan. A synonym is scrub. Basically someone who get's bitched left, right and centre. Anywhere and everywhere they go they manage to get bitched by someone else, even those younger and significantly smaller than the individual. Doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever and as a result receives none. Someone who should be treated with the utmost disrespect.
JBitch, get your scrub ass over here now!
jbitch by pussyboi6969 May 14, 2018
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Someone who constantly bitches about their job.
Tom continues to complain about his job at the fastfood place, he is a real jitcher.
Jitcher by Gabriel Farias December 28, 2008
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Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.

A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)

A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough =" Dave: "[oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*

***several minutes later***

Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"

***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***

Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"

***fun was had by all***
...

***Several Days Later***

Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"

thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
Slur against people named Mitchel acting like they’re from the Midwest even though they’ve never been more than a state from the ocean

Commonly found in the mid Atlantic and NEHS
Jrnie: Jitchell a motchafuckin jitch bro

Jurt: yeah bro he always sayin stupid shit about makin cheese like he from Wisconsin
Jitchel by Joobis Baloobis March 19, 2022
Pronounced 'Jich',
Defined as a Jew or especially greedy person who is or is being a bitch or is upset and irritating.
"Shut up you jeitch!"
"Can you believe that little jeitch?"
"He's such a jeitch."
Jeitch by Grav Tristen June 13, 2018
a bitch but with a j
that fuckboy with mustard in his hair

he has 2 fathers and 73 moms
hey look its a jitch

nice
jitch by pssssUdiop November 25, 2019
A famous Filipino word Disapprove, judge as bad, overwhelming hatred, angst over the person, it's a more specific meaning than the word bitch.
People tends to become jabitch whenever their idol is being mention
"People stop being a jabitch we will clear things up!"
I'm a good jabitch so I'm not believing anymore of your lies.
I jabitch your decision and this final.
Jabitch by greggyhouse July 22, 2012
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