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Jitch

Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.

A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)

A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough ="
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*

***several minutes later***

Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"

***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***

Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"

***fun was had by all***
...

***Several Days Later***

Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"

thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
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jitch

a bitch but with a j
that fuckboy with mustard in his hair

he has 2 fathers and 73 moms
hey look its a jitch

nice
by pssssUdiop November 25, 2019
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Jitch

She is just a jitch because I'm hotter than she is.
by Sloreish December 4, 2010
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jitch

jewish bitch. Jewish meaning stingy or just big-nosed. Bitch meaning "someone's bitch" or someone who's in a bad mood.
Dude, you owe me for that money you borrowed, you fucking jitch!
by JZ-UNIT October 26, 2004
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Jitch

“This jitch just said the earth is flat

“SHE SAID WHAT?!”
by Yayyla April 25, 2023
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Jichuu

Jichuu is a important person and a way to refer to the best of the best, She is the combination of the namesKim Jisoo from BlackPink and Chuu from LOONA, anyone who stand jichuu is definetly a great person. Jichuu is so beautiful with her purple ponytail and green fringe!💚💜
Susmrina: STAN JICHUU!

Nabisus: STAN JICHUU! JICHUU STANS ME TOO!
KACPIE: ARF! I WISH JICHUU STANNED ME ;-;
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by Jichuu Stan June 27, 2021
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jinch

Widely accepted as a term for a chill, non-uptight Asian person who is skilled in martial arts. Usually also brings with it honor and prosperity.
Citizen 1: Yo dawg you seen that weird Jinch guy around?

Citizen 2: Dude, don't talk about him like that. I heard he knows mad kung fu.
by jDubz March 22, 2012
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