by pssssUdiop November 25, 2019
Get the jitchmug. jewish bitch. Jewish meaning stingy or just big-nosed. Bitch meaning "someone's bitch" or someone who's in a bad mood.
by JZ-UNIT October 26, 2004
Get the jitchmug. Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.
A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)
A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)
A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough ="
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*
***several minutes later***
Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"
***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***
Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"
***fun was had by all***
...
***Several Days Later***
Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"
thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*
***several minutes later***
Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"
***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***
Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"
***fun was had by all***
...
***Several Days Later***
Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"
thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
by Dave Honey and Joe Keating March 17, 2008
Get the Jitchmug. by Sloreish December 4, 2010
Get the Jitchmug. A bitch with no common sense
by Yayyla April 25, 2023
Get the Jitchmug.