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Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.

A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)

A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough =" Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.." Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips* ***several minutes later*** Dave: "Hi Joeeeee" Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D" ***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste [alot like good***

Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"

***fun was had by all***
...

***Several Days Later***

Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"

thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
Words you can keep
a bitch but with a j
that fuckboy with mustard in his hair

he has 2 fathers and 73 moms
hey look its a jitch

nice
jitch by pssssUdiop November 25, 2019
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She is just a jitch because I'm hotter than she is.
Jitch by Sloreish December 4, 2010
jewish bitch. Jewish meaning stingy or just big-nosed. Bitch meaning "someone's bitch" or someone who's in a bad mood.
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“SHE SAID WHAT?!”
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Jichuu is a important person and a way to refer to the best of the best, She is the combination of the namesKim Jisoo from BlackPink and Chuu from LOONA, anyone who stand jichuu is definetly a great person. Jichuu is so beautiful with her purple ponytail and green fringe!💚💜
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Nabisus: STAN JICHUU! JICHUU STANS ME TOO!
KACPIE: ARF! I WISH JICHUU STANNED ME ;-;
VIGAY: CANT RELATE😫
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Widely accepted as a term for a chill, non-uptight Asian person who is skilled in martial arts. Usually also brings with it honor and prosperity.
Citizen 1: Yo dawg you seen that weird Jinch guy around?

Citizen 2: Dude, don't talk about him like that. I heard he knows mad kung fu.
jinch by jDubz March 22, 2012
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