jitchd

jitchd is an extreame case of being emotionally fucked or robbed

(joe) oh sara broke up with me...
(micheal) how you taking it?
(joe)oh im jitchd

(joe) oh someone jitchd my car last night

by MC winter October 8, 2008

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Jitcher

Someone who constantly bitches about their job.

Tom continues to complain about his job at the fastfood place, he is a real jitcher.

by Gabriel Farias December 28, 2008

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Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.

A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)

A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay

Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough ="
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*

***several minutes later***

Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"

***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***

Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"

***fun was had by all***
...

***Several Days Later***

Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"

thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.

by Dave Honey and Joe Keating March 17, 2008

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Jitchel

Slur against people named Mitchel acting like they’re from the Midwest even though they’ve never been more than a state from the ocean

Commonly found in the mid Atlantic and NEHS

Jrnie: Jitchell a motchafuckin jitch bro

Jurt: yeah bro he always sayin stupid shit about makin cheese like he from Wisconsin

by Joobis Baloobis March 19, 2022

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