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Jitcher
Jitcher by Gabriel Farias December 28, 2008
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Jitch
Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.
A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)
A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)
A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough ="
Dave: "[oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*
***several minutes later***
Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"
***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***
Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"
***fun was had by all***
...
***Several Days Later***
Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"
thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*
***several minutes later***
Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"
***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***
Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"
***fun was had by all***
...
***Several Days Later***
Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"
thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
Jitch by Dave Honey and Joe Keating March 17, 2008
Jitchel
Slur against people named Mitchel acting like they’re from the Midwest even though they’ve never been more than a state from the ocean
Commonly found in the mid Atlantic and NEHS
Commonly found in the mid Atlantic and NEHS
Jrnie: Jitchell a motchafuckin jitch bro
Jurt: yeah bro he always sayin stupid shit about makin cheese like he from Wisconsin
Jurt: yeah bro he always sayin stupid shit about makin cheese like he from Wisconsin
Jitchel by Joobis Baloobis March 19, 2022
jitch
jitch by pssssUdiop November 25, 2019
Jitch
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