jazz hole

a musician who believes that jazz is the only music out there and that all other music is not technical or complicated enough, thereby lacking any substance and making it bad(which is total BS). these people can play plenty of chords and scales up and down their instruments, but if you ask them to write or even just play a decent pop or rock song, they are complete shit.

a coneited jazz musician

A: Dude, I went to audition for this ensemble and totally owned this rockin' blues song!

B: Nice, did you get in?

A: No, they were a bunch of jazz holes. They were totally lost the whole time.

by tony rm December 04, 2006

jazz hole

1) originally from the simpsons.

2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body

Oh! Right in the Jazz Hole!

by cman January 22, 2005

Jazz holes

A phrase created when I misheard someone say "jazz holes" when they actually said "genitals". It works either way, and saying "jazz holes" is a lot funnier.

Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.

genitals

Person #1: "My boyfriend cheated on me again!"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"

Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"

Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"

by Icareda Zadriana NiVar June 09, 2006

jazz-hole

The mouth of a horn-playing jazz musician. Sounds nasty (intentionally so), but it's not.

Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005