28 definitions by Victor Felix
Someone who looks as if he or she possess a definate and offensive smell, whether or not he or she actually does.
The countless moles covering Damon's body looked like splatters of excrement. The visual odor, needless to say, was overwhelming.
(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)
(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)
by Victor Felix September 16, 2005
A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and tasty.
When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.
by Victor Felix September 16, 2005
A kindly gesture by a woman blessed with an ample, shapely busom who allows someone obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as an erotic courtesy.
(Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.)
Synonym: courtesy suck
(Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.)
Synonym: courtesy suck
Claudius was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts that she, flattered by his attention to them, allowed him a courtesy suckle.
by Victor Felix September 19, 2005
Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural.
One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.
Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.
Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
by Victor Felix November 22, 2005
Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural. One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.
Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
by Victor Felix November 10, 2005
Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be discribed as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural.
One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.
Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.
Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
by Victor Felix November 10, 2005
Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)
By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:
"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."
"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."
by Victor Felix November 22, 2005