jazz-hole
Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"
jazz-hole by Victor Felix September 21, 2005
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jazz hole
a musician who believes that jazz is the only music out there and that all other music is not technical or complicated enough, thereby lacking any substance and making it bad(which is total BS). these people can play plenty of chords and scales up and down their instruments, but if you ask them to write or even just play a decent pop or rock song, they are complete shit.
a coneited jazz musician
a coneited jazz musician
Related Words
jazz hole • jazz • jazz hands • jazz band • Jazz Cabbage • Jazz-man • jazz fingers • Jazz Fags • jazz mag • Jazz Apples
jazz hole
1) originally from the simpsons.
2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body
2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body
Jazz holes
A phrase created when I misheard someone say "jazz holes" when they actually said "genitals". It works either way, and saying "jazz holes" is a lot funnier.
Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.
genitals
Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.
genitals
Person #1: "My boyfriend cheated on me again!"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"
Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"
Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"
Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"
Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"
Jazz holes by Icareda Zadriana NiVar September 1, 2008
jazzhole
Someone who thinks life is all about jazz, any music other than jazz sucks and if you don't love jazz you hate life and just don't "get it".
Most likely drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, wears ironic t-shirts and fedoras and thinks anything cool sucks.
Most likely drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, wears ironic t-shirts and fedoras and thinks anything cool sucks.
jazzhole by Your Mom's Box Stinks April 28, 2009
Jazzhole
A Jazz Studies major (often at a small, midwestern music conservatory) who is pretentious, full of himself (it's almost always a guy), bigoted, and convinced he is God's gift to women. They will often judge you for not having heard of Chris Potter or Ornette Coleman or whoever they're worshipping this month The majority of jazz studies majors are jazzholes. They tend to exist in small, close-knit (almost to the point of cultishness) groups.
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