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Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.
Jaysus by Desigol November 19, 2004
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Indonesian slang for someone who tells a joke so unfunny you can't help laughing.
Sergio thinks we're laughing because he's hilarious, not because he's a jayus.
Jayus by E.M. Lazzarin November 25, 2007

Lard Tunderin Jaysus 

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
Lard Tunderin Jaysus by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
Bald as a cue ball, buff as Schwarzenegger, a god to all the ladies. He's like Jesus, but cooler.
"Wow did you see that guy?"

"yeah, he's Jayzus"
Jayzus by elexxxers March 8, 2017
n. The African American pronunciation of the name Jesus, often used when singing Gospel music.
"I wanna be like JAYZUS. I wanna be like you..."
Jayzus by Yunaresuka March 1, 2004
Jayus is an Indonesian word (that I just made an English word) that conveys the awkward humor behind a joke delivered so badly that you can’t help but laugh. In English, we sarcastically say, “That’s so funny I forgot to laugh.”
When a joke is delivered in a horrible manner, you say, "That was fuckin' jayus bro."
Jayus by Prochektic March 30, 2011