jaxterbate 

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.

I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.

jaxterbate by Ben P April 9, 2003

jazzterbate 

giving yourself that sweet sensation that only jazz can bring. there's no specific way to define it, but when it happens, you'll know. it might seem dirty at first, but it feels so right.

i like to jazzterbate.

i love to jazzterbate.

jazzterbate by lomboslice September 15, 2012

laxterbate 

The act of playing sick lacrosse or destroying the opposing team on the field.

Playing lacrosse, chillin with your fellow lax bros to avoid work, school, or any other boring activity.

We (the team) laxterbated all over those guys yesterday 14-0!

Larry and Roscoe didn't want to go to work so they laxterbated with the team all day instead.

laxterbate by PIONEERS14 April 24, 2011

jazzterbate 

The sweet sensation you can only get while looking at porn or nudes of someone named Jazz or with the nickname Jazz. With her thicc thighs and big milk sacks you know you'll come.

Omg. Last night I was looking at pictures of Jazz and I knew I had to jazzterbate..

jazzterbate by noodlesareforpoodles April 15, 2020

jax0rbate 

1. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to masturbate with extensive pitter patter.

2. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to ejaculate on oneself purposefully

1. "My mom walked in just as I was about to jax0rbate."

2. "It wasn't wise for me to jax0rbate just before I had to go to work."

jax0rbate by honx0r b. crackerfiend October 31, 2003

Jasterbate 

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.

Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.

Jasterbate by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005

jakerbate 

the act of masturbation.

Instead of taking someone home lastnight i went home to jakerbate then sleep.

jakerbate by rayvnhart May 24, 2008