laxterbate 

The act of playing sick lacrosse or destroying the opposing team on the field.

Playing lacrosse, chillin with your fellow lax bros to avoid work, school, or any other boring activity.

We (the team) laxterbated all over those guys yesterday 14-0!

Larry and Roscoe didn't want to go to work so they laxterbated with the team all day instead.

laxterbate by PIONEERS14 April 24, 2011

lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

Lefterbate 

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

Lefterbate by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

laxterbating 

the act of laxing so dirtily that you achieve physical pleasure

bro #1: dude that was a gnar rip!
bro #2 i know i was laxterbating

laxterbating by lax4eva October 4, 2010

Laterbase 

A database of things you say you're going to do later.

"Hey dude, you coming out tonight"
"Sorry man i can't. My laterbase is pretty full of things I said I would do."

Laterbase by Don'tAbuseMe October 10, 2009

laxturbate

a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.

Eric: "I heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day."

Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.

laxturbate by idontknow9109 April 13, 2010

laxerbation

obsessing over the game of lacrosse to point where you watch mikey powell videos instead of television as well have a favorite MLL or NLL team

lax bro 1 : hey dude have you scece the new mikey powell highlight tape, dude the tape is so dank !

Regular Lacrosse player: dude you need to stop laxerbating.

Regular Lacrosse player 2 : dude laxerbation is bad for your health.

laxerbation by Ry Dip February 9, 2009