jax0rbate

1. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to masturbate with extensive pitter patter.

2. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to ejaculate on oneself purposefully

1. "My mom walked in just as I was about to jax0rbate."

2. "It wasn't wise for me to jax0rbate just before I had to go to work."

by honx0r b. crackerfiend October 31, 2003

jaxterbate

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.

I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.

by Ben P April 9, 2003

jakerbate

the act of masturbation.

Instead of taking someone home lastnight i went home to jakerbate then sleep.

by rayvnhart May 24, 2008