When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

Jamtangle by SirGreg January 3, 2017

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jaxtan • jatan • Jaxton • jaxan • Jaxtin • Jattan • Jaxten • Jahtanea • jaitan • Jamtangle

jattana

a smart short person. she is probably Mexican a Roblox NERD and loves books like its a boyfriend

ooh dam lara ur like jattana

jattana by tony is sexy February 12, 2021

Jahtanea

The girl who is always funny, nice, and maybe a little bit crazy. Like seeing colors that are not there and likes to sing "Backpack backpack."

"Hey, have you seen jahtanea today?"
"Heck yeah she was seeing colors"

Jahtanea by Allium._.hq September 19, 2021

Jaxton

Jaxton is an American word in origin.

Someone who is strong willed, intelligent, and thoughtful. Likes to be technical with information and facts. Very good at solving mathematical problems. Dislikes being second, or being told they are wrong. Is funny and cute.

Person 1---"I wonder how I'm ever going to solve this problem..."
Person 2-- -"I know, go ask Jaxton, he is good at solving things!"

Jaxton by BebeandBumble September 25, 2017

Jaxton

The sexiest man alive. He is a true gentleman, and treats all girls with the utmost respect. He always tries his hardest to do what he believes is right. He is a medium sized-Broad shouldered football player that loves the sport. He also has a huge d***, that all women enjoy. If he asks out any girl, they can not deny him. He is IRRESISTIBLE. He was a glorious 8 pack, and also has soft luscious hair that no one can resist feeling. No girl can ever deny this true gentleman. He also has one special love, that only he, and the girl he loves, knows.

Girl 1: "Wow!! Look over there!! It's Jaxton!!"

Girl 2: "He is such a gentleman! His Girlfriend must be soooooo lucky to have him!!"

Girl 1: "Oooooh!! Look at that!! He just lifted up that preschooler onto the play ground!!"

Girl 2 & 3: "Awwwwweee!!"

Girl 3: "I've heard he has a huge d*** that no one can resist!!"

Girl 2: "I wouldn't mind taking a ride on his d*sco stick."

Guy 1: "You know, I myself have a big d***."

Girl 3: "Shut up, Craig. I've been with you before, and it's only like 3 Inches. Plus, he is a gentleman, and has an 8 pack, and also has luscious hair, unlike someone we know." *Girl gives Craig "the look"*

*Craig then proceeds to walk away, embarrassed.*

Jaxton by rawrzer1995 February 8, 2013

jaitan

Dumbass Motherucker, who thinks he nice at life, but he really just some mixed Indian with a garbage ass fantasy team.

Damn that boi a jaitan.

jaitan by Kuaneek September 29, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026