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Dumbass Motherucker, who thinks he nice at life, but he really just some mixed Indian with a garbage ass fantasy team.
Damn that boi a jaitan.
jaitan by Kuaneek September 29, 2020
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When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle
Jamtangle by SirGreg January 3, 2017
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jaitan • Jaidan • jatan • Jaian • jaiana • Jaithan • jaivan • jaiyana • jailan • Jaiman
Jaiyana is a bright eyed beautiful girl has great self confidence, makes friends easily, isnt afraid to say whata on her mind

Great dancer, always the life of the party

But jaiyana can also become an emotional time bomb when things aren't going her way
jaiyana by lovemybabies47 July 21, 2015
An amazing, beautiful woman. She is so caring and thoughtful. She will always be there when you need her to be. She will never let you down unless you do first. If you find yourself with a Jaianna you will be the luckiest man/woman alive.
I love jaianna so much.
jaianna by JulianNii July 18, 2018
This term is used in Japanese lesbian S&M culture to refer to the "dom" in a relationship. The word was formed as a "Japlish" contraction for "a Japanese captain".

The term has been expanded to mean the domineering head of any Japanese-run organization; especially when used to describe an organization peopled by non-Japanese who are subservient to a Japanese boss. Usually expressed sarcastically as a reference to "my Japitan".

The term was purportedly first applied to Akiko Toida an infamous female pervert.
Yes, my Japitan, I will do as you have said immediately.
Japitan by verbiage November 17, 2011

jairanda 

Ship name which depicts the "golden trio", consisting of Amanda, Ira, and Jaime (or Jaime, Ira, and Amanda, rather). Ira being the beautiful, European political connoisseur/feminism supporter. Amanda being the beautiful, musically intelligent, prestigious writer. Jaime being the other one. Together they form a flawless group of French-speaking indie princesses. Copious amounts of love shared amongst each other.
Ira: ily ur my fav
Amanda: omg you're perf
Jaime: much love 2 you both

Jairanda is real.
jairanda by jairandashipper69 January 11, 2012
Jaidan is the name of a guy that is so amazing, hes smart, cool, popular, hot af, and tons of fun. You'll never find someone like him. He's the most lovable, most caring person in the world. When they fall in love they fall hard. They can make some stupid mistakes but you won't be able to stay mad at them... They will be one of the best people you ever know. ❤️
Sammy- 'You see Jaidan over there?'
Bob- 'Yea that's Kacies boyfriend right? Haven't they broken up like twenty times'
Sammy- 'yeah, but she keeps coming back'
Jaidan by Burakovsky April 3, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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