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Dirty Jaxion
The act of hypnotizing someone into being so obsessed with you that they constantly seek your validation, usually to the point of annoyance.
Dirty Jaxion by DarkenedViewpoint June 3, 2022
Jaxon
Funny,awesome,lovable,caring,sweet,goofy person. His smile can light up a room. He's a person that will always be there for you when you need him the most. He has an amazing personality. If you meet one you will want to play a big role in his life. A boy who is loved by everyone that he talks too. A free spirited boy/man. He will most likely be the person that every girl wants to date, or the boy that every man wants to be.
Jaxon by No nameeeeeeeee June 17, 2016
jaxon is gay
jaxon is gay by JaxonIsGay May 10, 2019
Jaxson
A really attractive guy who is not afraid to be himself around anyone. He is shy at first but once you get to know him its hard to get him to shut up! Hes really athletic and has amazing eyes that will blow your mind and sexy abs. He can make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. He has the best personality ever!! He is fun, cute, talented, and extreamely smart. He is really easy to love. Once you get to know him you fall in love with him right away. He is hard to be mad at! Even if he pisses you off just his smile will make you forget all about what he did. He has an amazing smile it alone can make your day. He is also really fit and has a great sence in style. He is very outgoing and when you hold is hand or hug or when your just around him you fall more and more in love with him! If you get the chance to date a jaxson dont turn him down or youll regret it later. He is an amazing person so hold on to him.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026