javanshir

The sexiest person to have ever existed. All girls are obsessed with him and want to have his children.

A: ahhhh did you see javanshir, i want to fuck him
B: me three!

by paprika24 November 19, 2021

Jovenshire

Joshua Evan Ovenshire, also known as Jovenshire, or simply just Joven, is one of the six hosts on Smosh Games. He was a former host on Clevver Games and Mahalo Games alongside Lasercorn and Sohinki, the three all being hosts on Smosh Games now. He was also a competitor on TBS's reality competition show entitled King Of The Nerds, which first aired on 17 January 2013, but he lost during the February 14 episode to Ivan. As of 17 January 2013, he has his own Youtube channel called TheJovenshire, on which he hosts video blogs every Wednesday. From 21 October 2013 to early 2014 Joshua sported a Mohawk hairstyle, which was referred to by the others as a "Jovenhawk" (This hairstyle came about as a result of Joshua losing a bet to Lasercorn and Sohinki about the release date of PS4).

Person who watches smosh games: Jovenshire can't sing!

by ThatLanaDelReyFan July 27, 2014

javashift

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation

I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)

by birkenstein December 2, 2015

Javashit

Rendition of the word “Javascript”.
Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
For more thorough info (and a good laugh), google the word in your browser...

X: @#$%! This damned webpage is so sluggish I can't even scroll through it!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!

by Barkuti May 3, 2015

jahansher

means lion of the world. a fierce and fearless man, no, lion that can conquer anything. he only has one fear: his girlfriend.

that man is such a jahansher

by snjdhrnrje November 13, 2022

Abicus Jaganshi

The God Of kek, A legend, Always keeps a mark where ever he goes, A person whos able to even rule hell

OMG did u see "Abicus Jaganshi" today he destroyed everyone

by Vivif November 26, 2021

jayanshi

A beautiful soul with kindest heart who never betray anyone. All,s favorite person. With a great determination . Funny , loyal , intelligent, kind, elligant .

Someone who is noticeable by Someone easily because of good things . Jayanshi

by Lovelybute November 24, 2021