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javanshir 

The sexiest person to have ever existed. All girls are obsessed with him and want to have his children.
A: ahhhh did you see javanshir, i want to fuck him
B: me three!
javanshir by paprika24 November 19, 2021
Words you can keep

Jovenshire 

Joshua Evan Ovenshire, also known as Jovenshire, or simply just Joven, is one of the six hosts on Smosh Games. He was a former host on Clevver Games and Mahalo Games alongside Lasercorn and Sohinki, the three all being hosts on Smosh Games now. He was also a competitor on TBS's reality competition show entitled King Of The Nerds, which first aired on 17 January 2013, but he lost during the February 14 episode to Ivan. As of 17 January 2013, he has his own Youtube channel called TheJovenshire, on which he hosts video blogs every Wednesday. From 21 October 2013 to early 2014 Joshua sported a Mohawk hairstyle, which was referred to by the others as a "Jovenhawk" (This hairstyle came about as a result of Joshua losing a bet to Lasercorn and Sohinki about the release date of PS4).
Person who watches smosh games: Jovenshire can't sing!
Jovenshire by ThatLanaDelReyFan July 27, 2014

javashift 

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation
I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)
javashift by birkenstein December 2, 2015
Rendition of the word “Javascript”.
Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
For more thorough info (and a good laugh), google the word in your browser...
X: @#$%! This damned webpage is so sluggish I can't even scroll through it!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!
Javashit by Barkuti May 3, 2015

jahansher 

means lion of the world. a fierce and fearless man, no, lion that can conquer anything. he only has one fear: his girlfriend.
that man is such a jahansher
jahansher by snjdhrnrje November 13, 2022

Abicus Jaganshi 

The God Of kek, A legend, Always keeps a mark where ever he goes, A person whos able to even rule hell
OMG did u see "Abicus Jaganshi" today he destroyed everyone
Abicus Jaganshi by Vivif November 26, 2021
A beautiful soul with kindest heart who never betray anyone. All,s favorite person. With a great determination . Funny , loyal , intelligent, kind, elligant .
Someone who is noticeable by Someone easily because of good things . Jayanshi
jayanshi by Lovelybute November 24, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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