javashift

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation

I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)

by birkenstein December 2, 2015

Javashit

Rendition of the word “Javascript”.
Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
For more thorough info (and a good laugh), google the word in your browser...

X: @#$%! This damned webpage is so sluggish I can't even scroll through it!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!

by Barkuti May 3, 2015

jonashifts

A very cool tiktoker who shifts

Person 1: “hey! Did you watch Jonashifts’ new video?”
Person 2 : “isnt Jonashifts that very cool tiktoker that shifts?”
Person 3: Yes! You should definitely follow them

by Jonashifts May 18, 2022