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Someone who has surpassed the levels of class and swag, however not yet reached godlike. Respect, Loyalty, and Knowledge is the three elements to the life of a Javachi. Knows the line between confidence and cocky, which makes them stand out.

"That man is totally javachi stage of his life"

javachi by youngturbinator April 12, 2016

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Javaphile

Noun, the word java is a popular slang for coffee. The addition of phile as a suffix to a word indicates a fondness for a thing. Many pastimes and beverages have a single word that describes the persons that enjoy, no, love the activity. For example, people that love to drink wine are referred to as Oenophiles. Billions of people drink coffee daily yet there is no single word to refer to these coffee lovers; Now there is, they are called Javaphiles.

She is a javaphile because she takes pleasure in drinking great coffees.

Javaphile by Gavilan de Cafe November 29, 2015

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javashift

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation

I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)

javashift by birkenstein December 2, 2015

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Javashit

Rendition of the word “Javascript”.
Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
For more thorough info (and a good laugh), google the word in your browser...

X: @#$%! This damned webpage is so sluggish I can't even scroll through it!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!

Javashit by Barkuti May 3, 2015

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Javacious

dark skin bisexual male but has a big heart and will beat ass over his friends , DONT TEST THAT CRAZY BITCH

Javacious just beat him up

Javacious by Asianbrat1677 April 28, 2021

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japachiger

a japanes chinese niger hybrid he is the most hated race besides the mexicans.

Why the hell is that black man squinting his eyes oh wait he is a piece of shit japachiger

japachiger by asdfghjkvbgff November 28, 2012

javachat

noun: a social meeting or gathering at a coffee shop

verb: to meet socially for coffee and dialogue

Hey man, haven't seen you for a while. You wanna javachat next week @ <insert your fave caffeine hangout here> ?

javachat by papadeaner June 12, 2012

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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