javachi 

Someone who has surpassed the levels of class and swag, however not yet reached godlike. Respect, Loyalty, and Knowledge is the three elements to the life of a Javachi. Knows the line between confidence and cocky, which makes them stand out.

"That man is totally javachi stage of his life"

javachi by youngturbinator April 12, 2016

Javaphile 

Noun, the word java is a popular slang for coffee. The addition of phile as a suffix to a word indicates a fondness for a thing. Many pastimes and beverages have a single word that describes the persons that enjoy, no, love the activity. For example, people that love to drink wine are referred to as Oenophiles. Billions of people drink coffee daily yet there is no single word to refer to these coffee lovers; Now there is, they are called Javaphiles.

She is a javaphile because she takes pleasure in drinking great coffees.

Javaphile by Gavilan de Cafe November 29, 2015

javashift 

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation

I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)

javashift by birkenstein December 2, 2015

Javashit

Rendition of the word “Javascript”.
Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
For more thorough info (and a good laugh), google the word in your browser...

X: @#$%! This damned webpage is so sluggish I can't even scroll through it!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!

Javashit by Barkuti May 3, 2015

Javacious

dark skin bisexual male but has a big heart and will beat ass over his friends , DONT TEST THAT CRAZY BITCH

Javacious just beat him up

Javacious by Asianbrat1677 April 28, 2021

japachiger 

a japanes chinese niger hybrid he is the most hated race besides the mexicans.

Why the hell is that black man squinting his eyes oh wait he is a piece of shit japachiger

japachiger by asdfghjkvbgff November 28, 2012

javachat 

noun: a social meeting or gathering at a coffee shop

verb: to meet socially for coffee and dialogue

Hey man, haven't seen you for a while. You wanna javachat next week @ <insert your fave caffeine hangout here> ?

javachat by papadeaner June 12, 2012